Monday, August 17, 2009

Why is it that logic never makes sense?

*please enjoy the random pic. I'm famous for the neon glasses*

For the past month and a half, every time I tried to get onto my blog, that stupid ERROR, ERROR, SEVER NOT FOUND PLEASE TRY AGAIN LATER message would come up. I would then carry on with my life, come back later, try again, and....ERROR ERROR, SERVER NOT FOUND, PLEASE TRY AGAIN LATER. It was later! Maybe it wasn't exactly later o'clock, but it was definately close enough.

Error? Only thing that is ERROR is the brain of the dude who wrote that message! I swear it just mocks you. ERROR, YOU CAN'T COME ON THIS WEBSITE, HAHAHA LOSER! OOOO I'M CHIPOTLECHICK AND MY OWN BLOG REGECTED ME OOOOOHHH ERROR!! COME AGAIN LATER!

In case you didn't notice, i found that very frustrating. Apparently blogger likes to mess with me. Maybe it has something to do with that prank call and the pancake 'incident'...

Anyways! I feel so behind on all of your lives! what have my beautiful unicorns been up to? I guess i shall visit your blogs and find out! how's that for problem solving?

I shall now tell you updates on my life in an organized bullet point list:

  • Just so you know, this is what a bullet point looks like

  • I like bullet points

  • JUST IN: ChipotleChick to marry bullet point

  • Moving on

  • vacation to Colorado

  • Visited cousins in small town no one has ever heard of

  • You can only visit said town by train

  • There was no cell phone reception

  • I just about died

  • If I had died, I would have left my blog to successor, ChipotleTurkey

  • Went to Marine Biologist Camp

  • Am volunteering at an acquarium

  • it's an acquarium in a land-locked state, so you can see why i'm so excited

  • There are no dolphins at said acquarium, ruining all my plans to sneak in at night and ride them

  • Not that i would ever do anything so illegal

  • School starts in a week

  • I already need a vacation

  • Lots of other stuff I can't remember at the moment. Bad memory, i need to eat some more....huh, what foods help memory? I can't seem to remember...

I hope you enjoyed my bulleted list. Because i did. Because lists are cool. That's why my middle name is list. Chipotle List Chick.

O! one more thing. I now have a facebook!

Follow that link and you will discover not only my real name, but my real birthday, email, pics, and quiz results, not to mention friends and all that other facebook stuff. I just barely made it today, so don't laugh! It's empty. I haven't even joined any networks yet.

WELL, i shall leave you now with one last word destined to keep you up all night in deep contemplation:


P.S Natalie, i can't comment on your blog! Why does blogger hate me so much? oh well, i'll just say right here that i love the dress you bought, i love the pics, and you are destined to be the runner up on America's Next Top Model! woo!


Jillian said...

OMG YOUR BACK!!!! *Cyber Hug* You are like, my favorite blogger (or at least one of them, and I'm not just saying that). A dozen Hershey bars to you!
Looks like you had a good summer.
LOL, I went to a small town no one has heard of, and this is hilarious, but at night my Dad and I would sneak out and drive to a nearby hill were we could get a signal and stay there for about an hour.
Hope you are well. You are really rockin' the neon glasses.
Yeah, I finally posted a pic of myself to. I feel so exposed, LOL.

natalie said...

OH MY GOLLY GOODNESS! What the heck, why was Blogger being so incredibly incredibly stupid? I'm so glad that it has finally let you back on! Let's just hope that it won't happen again D:

I'm very glad that Chipotle Turkey was not needed to inherit the blog in case of your death! Marine Biologist Camp sounds like fun, even if there were no dolphins to ride hehehe.

The Facebook link didn't work for me! :P phoooeeeyyy!

And I have no idea why it won't let you comment! RAWRRRR! But haha, thanks :) Hopefully the comments will work on tomorrow's post, or else.... dun dun DUN.

natalie said...

PS- the neon glasses are pretty darn fabulous :D

Lily-Pagan said...

haha your posts always brighten my day! no joke! you rock! :D
those neon glasses are macho cool, by the way! B-)
so glad to have you back!
haha i hope that aquarium gets some dolphins for you to ride! lol!

Rafé said...

haha, short, but good
only if I knew what pulchritudinous meant, oh, and I think you spelled it wrong haha

as for your comment...very nicely said, I agree. But a small part of the world is already under my influence. With me, being a megalomaniac, that isn't enough, haha...thanks though

Anonymous said...

Congrats on the engagement to Bullet Points. I shall send you a gift. :)

Welcome Back!! I've missed ya. My nails are growing as I am taking vitamins.

Anyway. BYE!

Valeria said...


Cold.Fire said...

Hahaha, your writing style is very entertaining! I love this

Susan said...

I'm glad you got back on your blog. I have enjoyed reading it, you have started my day out with a smile. Thank you for letting me visit.

Audrey said...

You are so funny. :)