Saturday, November 29, 2008

Why should I post a title? What have titles ever done for me?

Hey Hey Hey! The dreaded hour is upon us. The computer is on, the night has come, the moon is full, the terror awaits, for i am about to POST on my blog! So run while you still can, but don't bother hiding. My post will find you! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Sooooo......Ya.....I feel another awkward silence coming on. 

Moving right along now...

I hope you're ready cause i'm about to post about my Thanksgiving, cause i'm sure you guys haven't read enough posts about that. 

Thanksgiving. A day of giving thanks. How appropriate. It is a day of family, a day of grace, a day of peace. It is a day to eat our fill, a day to share our fill, and a day to fill out ones waistline. It's a great holliday, one that represents generosity, peace, and thankfullness. God has blessed us and we thank him.

On the whole, i enjoy Thanksgiving quite a bit, but I don't like what it sometimes represents for my family. You see, I have A LOT *note cap locks. they are used to represent emphasis, so ya know, EMPHASIZE a lot. Do it!* of family problems. Luckily, they lie mainly in our extended family. Unfortunately, this makes Thanksgiving a very small gathering for my immediate family. Just my mom, dad, sis,our two dogs (you have to include the dogs. Even when i do interviews for charity work and they ask about my fam, i ALWAYS *theres that emphasis again* mention my dogs!) and myself. Everyone else in our extended fam goes to my grandma's house. We can't go because my aunt, (my mom's sister) was absolutely horrid to my mom growing up. It got to the point where now my mom has to take anxiety pills months in advanced when she knows she has to see her. It's that bad. It puts a heavy strain on our family, especially since now my aunt has cancer. Bad cancer. We get along with most everyone else in our family, even my druggie , abusive uncle who is starting to fix himself up thank goodness. 

Also, my family can't all be in the same room without the threat of world war III breaking lose. Seriously, i'm surprised we haven't become a threat to national security yet with how vicious my fam gets when they start arguing! They are so narrow minded and self-righteous at times. That's also why they don't like me. I speak my mind and my mind doesn't always agree with theirs. And i don't like telling my mind to shut up cause then my mind gets mad at me and gives me the cold shoulder until I send it flowers.

Honestly, i don't mind not being with the rest of the family that much for the reason they ignore me the best they can without being too blatant about it. They will start conversations with my sister, but should i dare speak i get a "O, you. Why are you still here?" glare. It would be nice if we could be a bit more united, but aw well. They're the Soviet Union and We're Switzerland. Not enemies, but also not best buds. Thankfully my uncle and aunt from Alaska visited us, so that was nice.


The atmosphere at my house was relaxed and comfortable. We all just cooked all day, laughing at each other and enjoying the tantalizing aroma of the roasting turkey. It was a great day, despite that guilty "we should be at grandmas house with everyone else" feeling we all had. The best (and most important part!) was the food! 

Our specials of the night were:

Roasted Turkey, stuffed with a unique and sensational cranberry stuffing.

Homemade Gnocchi (a delicous and textural Italian potato dumpling) topped with a traditional red sauce

Eggplant parmesana, topped with a rich, flavorful tomato sauce and garnished with fresh parmesan cheese, lightly burnt for a satisfying crunch.

Mashed sweet potatoes, whipped together with brown sugar, cream, and butter.

*18% gratuity will be added on to parties of 8 or more*

For dessert, a choice of a silky chocolate cream pie or creamy pumpkin pie topped with "real" whipped cream (is there really a such thing as fake whipped cream? Is it like a Hollywood form of whipped cream, made from 100% natural plastic? or is it perhaps just plain cream disguised as whipped cream? The world may never know)

So ya, that part was pretty fantabulous! Next post i shall tell you about some of the things i'm grateful for! 

Well, I'm going now. Don't worry! I'll be back. Don't cry! I promise I'll be back! O, wait, is that why you're crying? O, well then, I see i'm not wanted. I won't be back then! Fine. I'll just pack up my bags and go. I just need money for a taxi.

Ok, i'm done.


Gobble Gobble.

If i had a turkey
I'd name it Hungary. (get it? Turkey and Hungary are countries, and Hungary sounds like Hungry. Get it now? No? Think about it. It will come. You will get the joke at the most inconvenient time and burst out laughing like a madman. Then people will wonder what the heck is wrong with you and when you tell em the pun, they won't get it until their most inconvenient time, and then a disastrous chain of people laughing at inconvenient times will occur all due to this joke. 

And I will be honored for being such an important part of history. 

Thursday, November 27, 2008

If you are reading this title, you may want to skip it and move on to the actual post.

Hey Hey Hey!!!! Woo! Sorry for not posting and commenting in sooooo looooong (it's been nearly a week for pete's sake!) but my computer was going through a rebellious stage. Thankfully some counseling and family time put it right back on track. Those computers. When they reach that time in their lives when things start changing, when their data starts growing, and other computers pressure them, things get tough. Talk to your computer early on in its life, let it know it can tell you anything. Help it feel secure and loved. 

Don't do drugs.

Now that i'm down being weird (well, weird-er than usual) I shall tell you about everything that has gone on. Well, not everything, just the stuff i can remember and find interesting enough to write. I know, you're just bursting with excitement. Please try to contain yourself. Last time I got complaints from your neighbors. 

SOOOO where to start where to start? How bout at the beginning? Nah, too predictable. I'll start at the end where i started blogging! Hmm... well since that's now, maybe that's not the best idea....O fine i'll start at the beginning! I always find that to be a nice place to...ya know...begin...

First off, THANK YOU FOR ALL THE COMMENTS!!! I shall comment as soon as I can!!! I WUV you! Ya, i know that's corny. Deal with it.

So since the last time I posted, not too many interesting things have happened. I ran the 5K at my school (roughly 3.1 miles) and my legs STILL hurt three days later. I had a two day week this week thanks to Thanksgiving! I am thereby thankful for Thanksgiving. Go figure. 

The absolute most exciting that happened was i was invited along with 20 other kids from my school to go to this Power in You field trip thing that First Lady Huntsman started three years back. It was on Tuesday, so I got to miss A.P Human Geography, Spanish 2, and part of Computer Tech. WOO HOO HOO!!!!!!! *yells to the world in great joy, throws delicious pastries at random passerby to express my glee* The field trip itself was actually not nearly as dull or pointless as i expected. I'd go so far so as to say it was fun and almost-kinda-sorta-semi-inspiring. It was basically a bunch of bad music and flashing lights that burned my retinas in the beginning. *AWWW my retinas!!!* (in case you didn't know, retinas are a part of the eye. Now you know. Consider your IQ raised.) But some of the performances were impressive. There was a group of break dancers (raise the roof!) an adorable group of little African American girls who were my favorite. They combined traditional African style of dancing with contemporary stylings. It was incredibly unique! O, and they had some of the feature dancers from High School Musical (AAWWWWWWW!!!!! My retinas are burning AGAIN!!!! Not to mention my bleeding ears. That High School Musical. Really helps make my day. Guess I shouldn't talk since i'm an extra in the third movie. My greatest shame, though I did get a cool t-shirt out of it)  

Finally the actual program began. There were many inspirational stories of rising above poverty, illness, grief, stories of forgiveness, stories of regret, and one story of a boy who couldn't quite rise above the challenges. It was moving, touching, meaningful, profound, and a bit dull. But on the whole i enjoyed and understood it. One story in particular, of a Utahn Bishop who in one tragic accident had is family of six reduced to one of three,caught my attention. A football player driving drunk after a big game crashing his car into the kind Bishop's, killing the Bishop's 6 year old daughter, 11 year old son, wife, and unborn child, leaving his 2 year old son in critical condition. Despite the grief, he, and his two sons never lost hope, kept their sense of humors, and lived the way they knew their family would have wanted them to. The 17 year old football player is doing what he can to make up for his tragic mistake, speaking out as an example of what drunk driving can do the lives of innocent people and the suffering of the families who were affected by It. I admit, this story made me cry, but it showed me the best lesson life can teach us. No matter what misfortunes befall us, no matter what we lose, we have something, we have a choice and a chance. Perseverance, forgiveness, and most importantly a sense of humor can get anyone through anything. 

And the biggest reality check of it was: If that bishop could forgive that football player for driving drunk and reducing the large, close, happy family, then shouldn't we be able to forgive the everyday wrongs others do to us? Shouldn't we be able to forgive someone for breaking our ipods? For losing our homework? For forgetting our birthdays? For saying the wrong thing? Think about it.

On a brighter not, the Utah Utes totally squashed BYU in the game last Saturday. Football. I swear in-state rivalries are so much mre intense than the Superbowl! The friday before my computer teacher, who supports BYU, had worn a spiky blue wig. When he called role, instead of saying here, we had to say what color we supported, red (for the Utes) or blue (for BYU) I'm first on the role due to my last name (why did it have to start with an A? Why?!) so I hopped right outa my seat and yelled "RED!!!!" and he was all "that's a detention for you!!" (he didn't mean it, he was joking, thankfully. I've never had detention and i would love to keep it that way. Not that i haven't broken rules, i've just never gotten caught. NOT that i have ever broken the rules.....errr...Who wants pie?) it was pretty funny. Anyone who said red he'd yell at them to sit right back down, and anyone who said blue he promised them extra credit. Of course when I heard this, i politely asked if i could change my answer. (who doesn't love extra credit?) of course, he just laughed and told me to get to work. Darn. Well, it was worth a shot. The kid next to me then got all up in my face. He supports BYU (grrrr) so he decided to bait me as to his hearts content. (he's lucky he's my friend or else i would have started speaking the language of intelligence A.K.A the utilization of big words. I find the best way to ward off obnoxious idiots is to whip out a couple three syllable words. Nothing freaks 'em out more. then again, the word "potato" would freak 'em out. It is, after all, more than one syllable. So it the word syllable. that's just odd. ) I don't actually know that many big words, but i do have this strange fascination with them. You know how some people have foot fetishes? I have a big word fetish.

As it was, i told him he's on my hit list, right above George Clooney and just under the dude who delivered my pizza in 31 minutes but wouldn't give it to me for free. 

Well, that's about as much as i can stand typing and about twice as much as you fantabulous bloggers can stand reading about my life. So i think i shall stop! How's that for a fine and totally original idea?

I will tell you about my Thanksgiving tomorrow, cause i'm sure no one else will think to do that *please note sarcasm* 

So I'll see y'all (or i guess write y'all, or better yet blog y'all) later!


O, and one more thing. 


I'm serious. He is my absolute favorite character in the Mortal Instruments Trilogy by Cassandra Clare. The books themselves are pretty could, a bit repetitive, but very well written with amazing characters. If you haven't read the City of Bones, then do. If you like fantasy, you will love it. 

Ok, i'm done. 

Now, BYE!!!

O, and ANOTHER THING!!! I just re-read my post and realized some parts sound a bit mordant. Sorry about that. I'll tell you why i'm in a bitter mood in my next post. I would now but then why would you come back to read my blog again? see, that sleazy marketing ploy really works hehe. 

O, and ONE MORE THING, sorry about my lame poll question. It's midnight and my mind doesn't work at this time. Not that it works particularily well the rest of the time, but it's even worse this late. But I had to change the poll, it was bugging me having an inactive poll just lurking around my blog. I had t change it, i just HAD too! 

I think that's it for good now.

O wait, just One last thing!


Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Mark Twain's real name was Samuel Langhorne Clemens

Ostentaious=show offy.

I think it's ridiculous when people use the word ostentaios cause isn't it a tad bit....ostentatious to use such a freakishly long word? Long words have one purpose in this world. To work together with fractions to give everyone in the known universe and even some of the unknown universes headaches. Fractions+Long words=HEADACHES FOR EVERYONE!!!!


De nos chocolate por favor means give me chocolate please in Spanish.

Don en muy, sil vou plai, bon bon means Give me candy please in French.

I know how to ask for candy in three different languages.

I can now rule the world.

Bow before the glory.


thank you.

Me gusta queso.

I like cheese.

I do.

It's a bird! It's a plane!!! It's........What the heck is it?

O! It's gas prices!

Silly me.

Hm. This is awkward.

Ever had an awkward silence via Blog?

Now you have.




Woo that's a lot of dots! That was fun. I'm gonna do it again!
......................... ha psych! not really. That suddenly got a lot less fun.

Wow!!!! This post is incredibly informative, interesting, and profound. I know you all learned a lot from it. It's a delicate post, amazing, and enlightening. Please. Don't be selfish. Share the knowledge and wisdom of this post with those around you. Use it to help the unwise. Use it help you get an A on your next math test. Anything. Just don't let it go to waste.

All who try to find sense in this post will be persecuted
All who try to find meaning will be exiled.
All who try to find thought will be shunned
Mark Twain is da bomb. Get used to it.
And yes, i know this post was lame. I'll try to do better in the future. I didn't mean to be a dissapointment. It's not my fault, no matter what mom says!!!!
OKKKKAAAAYYYY, i'm gonna stop typing right now! Ha, fooled ya! Maybe i'll stop typing NOW!!! nah, too soon Ok, ok, i'll stop right this moment. NOPE!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA-

Friday, November 14, 2008

AWWWW!!!! It's a blender!

yeah,that's right. Partay! Well, actually, it was a dance but still!
Yep, we had a school dance today, from 7 p.m to 10. Ok, i don't actually know why i told you the time. I guess now if you wana make an official record, you can now! Glad i could help.
ANYWAYS, I am now gonna tell you about the wild, crazy, and uhhhhh...well, ZANY event that was the dance.
I will tell you....
Jk. Don't you just hate when your watching a good show and they cut to break just as it's getting to the exciting part? it irks me. It irks me very much.

So ya! Now maybe i'll actually tell you about the dance. Maybe. I'm thinking about it. It's definatley a possibility. possible possibility.

I think i'll tell you now.

here it comes!

I'm about to tell you!

Alright, it's here!


Isn't that cool? O wait, i was supposed to tell you about the dance. My bad!

The dance was DA BOMB!!!! When i first arrived it was a bit awkward cause no one i was good friends with was there. I did say hi to Lena and Bob, but the rest of the people there were seniors. I'm only friends with a few seniors.

FINAllY people started showing up and the fun began! Within half an hour the place was packed, the ice was broken, and everyone was jammin' to the music! The excitement electrified the air, leaving it tingling with ecstasy and anticipation. The atmosphere was thick and pulsing, tangible with exhiliration. The theme was Back in Black (and white), and man! The lighting was perfect, the only things lighting the huge room was several strings of dim Christmas style lights and one of those machines that release flashes of pulsing light that make everything appear to be moving in slow motion. MAN!!!! It was so cool! They played amazing music. Some Ska, punk, rock, electronic, rap (puke ugh yuck. sorry gag rap makes me shudder with a unmatchable terror. It's only music, it's only music! AWWWW make the bad music go away! Sorry, i dislike rap with the burning passion of a thousand suns)

ANYWAYS!!!!! My friends and i went insane!!!! Hannah, Shawnie, Melanie, Derek, Emily, Annie, Tatsu, Cheyenne, Erica, and I all rocked out, head banging, jumping up and down, and just plain have a good time. At one point we all stood in a circle with Michael and Beji, holding hands and jumping up and down. I broke ranks and danced in the middle, which started a whole new pattern, with each of us taking a chance to rock out in the middle of the circle. WOOOOO!!!

I wondered from group to group, joining the Ska mosh pit during Streetlight Manifesto songs (Streetlight Manifesto=Best Ska band ever! O and in case you don't know what ska is, i am about to raise your IQ significantly Ska=punk+reggae=Awesome *now that's math i can understand!*) I also Spent time with Rennee, Bree, Jazzy, Dan, and Andy.

Now, here's the exciting part. Sometime in the middle of the dance, everyone formed a CIRCLE PIT. (circle pit=everyone forms giant circle, people go in middle and dance) I was getting in rank, when Annie FREAKIN' PUSHED ME INTO THE MIDDLE OF IT!!!! Not only that, but i was the first in the middle. I now have a deeper understanding of that expression "like a deer in the headlights" cuz that's what i felt like! Everyone laughed, until i got down on my feet and did the one break dance move i know! The Coffee Grinder (Coffee Grinder=crouch on one knee, straighten other leg, swing straightened leg under bent leg) Everyone cheered and i felt like a rock star! Will, i felt like a rock star deer in the headlights. (how's that for a mental image?) I was talking to my english teacher and she laughed at me, saying she never knew i could break dance!! I responded with "Neither did I!"

The downside was the dance played 3 slow songs. I don't have a boyfriend (and i have no desire to!) but i did slow dance with one of my guy friends, which was fun. i'm immensely uncoordinated and gravity has a mean streak, but he managed to teach me how to spin, so that was enjoyable.

Well, that was my dance!!!! It was psycho, crazy, fun, crazy, highly enjoyable, crazy, wacky, insane, uber-amazing, da bomb, and uhhh.....i'm running out of adjectives. O ya! and CRAZY!!!

Woo! I hoped you enjoyed that incredibly long winded post. My hand hurts from typing so much. OOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! Ok, i'm better. OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now i'm done. OUCH!!! OUCH!!!! OUCH!!!!! Ha, seriously, i'm finished. ow.

Ok, bye.

I WUV you!!!


Now, can i have $1?


Sorry for how annoyingly happy this post is. I just ate eight brownies. (hey, they were going to go stale soon!)
Seriously. Sugar+Delicous treat=Catastrophic event.
I found a baby turle
I named it Tiny Tim
I but him in the bath tub
To see if he could swim
He drank up all the water
He ate up all the soap
And now he's sick in bed
with a bubble in his throat. hiccup!!!!
That's one of those annoying songs everybody knows but nobody knows where the freak it actually came from. Enjoy!
Sing it in elevators to annoy everybody. That's a sure fire way to make enemies!

Aw crap i left the toaster on!

Never told, only written
Never written only whispered
Never whispered only laughed
Never laughed only cried
Never cried only fell
Never fell, only cried
Never cried only laughed
Never laughed only whispered
Never whispered only written
Never written only told. 

Never told, never cried, never lived, only died. 


Why is it so easy?
Why is it so plain?

Why is it so simple?
To bring to others pain.

Why can't we be healers?
Why can't we end strife?
Why is it harder to be the bandage
than the knife.

Why is it so easy
to wash away the pure

When we find it difficult
to wipe away the tear

Why can't we be peace makers
in a war of black

Instead of soldiers with long guns
Tied onto our backs.

Why is it so hard to conjure
The words to a melody

Yet so easy to forget
A soft and lovely memory

Why can't we admit our song
is one that we are singing wrongs.

So ya!!! I was thinking last night, and when i think, strange things happen. Strange, unexplainable, terrible things.These poems are an example of those strange, terrible things!

Hey! I'm a poet and i didn't know it

I can crack a rhyme any time!

I can sing song all day long




Seriously. Maybe i shouldn't post right after i wake up. 

I'm getting some baad vibes maaaaaaan. Peace out, my groovey blogger buddies. 

O look! a canary on a sugar high! 

(if you didn't get that last line, refer to the post before this one)


Thursday, November 13, 2008


AWWWWW!!!! I've been tagged! What do i do? Where do I go? What do i say? WHO'S LEFT SHOE IS THIS?????????

Wait? What's that? i just have to say random facts about me, then pass along the tag? Well that's what Stella did (i'm gonna get you for that Stella! ;) so that's what i'm gonna do! I've never been virtually tagged be for. This is a special moment for me! I'd like to thank all the little people, my family, Stella, and......MYSELF for being so spectacular.

O, and humility is a virtue.

Ten amazing facts about me!

1. I hate potatoe salad. Who ever thought that diced tomatoes and mayonnaisse would go together? Whoever thought ANYTHING would go with mayonnaise? What the heck is mayonnaise anyways? These are the questions that haunt me.

2. I hate mayonaise.

3. I won my first fencing tournament this year!

4. I write poetry then paint pictures to represent that poetry. I'm an artist! never mind my poetry sucks and my pictures look like they were painted by a canary on a sugar high.

5. I like to think deeply, but talk lightly.

6. My day isn't complete unless i've made at least 7 people laugh.

7. I'm Catholic (and proud of it!)

8. I hate my hair! It's shoulder lenght, wildly wavy, dark brown, and uncontrollable! I have purple in it now though, which makes it a bit better.

9. I'm not a bookworm, i'm a book cockroach! Er.....that doesn't sound flattering. hmph.

10. Evertime i take one of those online personality quizzes, i'm always hovering between every single possibility, and even then it doesn't describe me! How am i supposed to know who i am if the internet can't tell me? I'm so lost!

Well, that's it!

I will now tag


Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Politics=Poly ticks=many blood sucking bugs

Are you ready to hear about my amazingly odd day? You're not? Well that's just too bad for you!

For those of you who want to hear about the strangeness that was my day, READ ON
Those of you who could care less GO MILK A COW!
That's right, i went there.

Take that. Raar.

ANYWAYS, now that i'm done being pointless, i'll tell you about my pointless day!

The morning started off normally enough. I woke up, got ready, ate breakfast. BORING! I was grateful when the first of the strange things started happening. The first odd event was while i was brushing my teeth. I had turned off the faucet, went to put the tooth paste away, and the faucet turned back on BY ITS FREAKIING SELF! I know there is a reasonable explanation for it, but what was so peculier was that in order to turn on the faucet you have to pull up on the handle. Freaky.

Second odd thing happened in first period! We had started our perception drawings and we had them all piled up in a corner. When i say pile, i mean MOUNTAIN! There were probably 100 papers all piled together. Well, there was a kid who was getting impatient looking for his, so he threw one behind his back, right at me. I caught it and guess what? IT WAS MINE! Coincedence? maybe. You be the judge.

Second period, i was thinking about how i haven't heard from Kat, one of my really old friends, in a few weeks. Just i was thinking about texting her, i got a text. I checked it. It was, of course, from her! Whew!

Third period, things were as strange, but they weren't exactly normal. The teacher had left to go make copies, so Ajl and Tyler stood up and start to pretend to dirty dance. Ok, disturbing, but i laughed for about 27 minutes straight. (Annette timed me hehe. We are so scientific!) Also, Anthony had been dissing Brighton, so of course Brighton got pissed off. When the bell rang, he went out into the hall, punched the nearest locke, and DENTED IT! *note to self: Do NOT piss Brighton off.

Last but not least, 4th period. We are watching iRobot (Will Smith=Swoon and pass out). Right in the middle of the movie, the cieling starts leaking! goodness. My table had to move one table over to avoid getting sprinkled on. Lame.

So schools over, you'd think the strange stuff is over, right? WRONG! you fail. Just be glad you have No Child Left Behind or else i'd be force to hold you back. Now go stand in the corner. No snack for you.

ANYWAYS, around midnight (i have insomnia, so i usually stay up pretty late, or i guess early if you think about it) i was reading a book by Graham Masterton, a horror writer on the same level as Stephen King. The book was pretty creepy, and while i was reading this especially eerie passage, my giant math book fell off the top shelf of my book shelf! It landed with spoof and scared me half to death! (btw, i've always wondered. What happens if you've been scared half to death....twice?) Anyways, the book fell, i jumped, just about died from the sudden shock, and ended up laughing... that is, until ANOTHER BOOK FELL! I stopped laughing pretty quick. Either gravity is holding a grudge against me or my house is haunted. Either way, i'm thinking i should move to Wisconsin (why Wisconsin you may ask? Simple. It's the cheese state. Yum.)

So that was my odd day. I'm guessing tomorrow i'm gonna find out Darth Vader is my Dad's third cousin's unlce's sister's Grandpa twich removed. If that's even possible.

I hope you enjoyed this episode of the Twilight Blog. Join us next week for the astonishing concluison!


Well that's it! uhhh, ya! Man, i never know how to end these. O! i know! I have the perfect idea. It's witty and original


LoSt WhALe, iF fOuND, PlEaSE cOnTaCT


Sunday, November 9, 2008

Neology:Science of making up new words

Hey Hey Hey! dude. I had a straaaaange day. I'm talking Twilight Zone weird. I'm talking South Dakota weird! But because i'm tired, i'll tell ya about it later.


I'm leaving you in suspense. Take that!! Now you'll have to come back and read more

It's a sleazy marketing ploy. Clever.

I will tell you that it involved fried chicken, God, and sheep. Lots of sheep. Not to mention several awesome realizations.

One of these realizations is.....

If i had a burrow
I'd name it burrito.

How awesome is that!

You may ask how i arrived at such a realization.

And the answer is simple

I'll tell ya about it later. HA!!!

But, because today involved so many random aspects, i did come up with a few rhymes that for
some reason just seem to fit into my day and life in general. They won't make any sense now, but hey, one day, when your old, weak, and wise, you'll look back and say "I sure wish i hadn't wasted 30 seconds of my life reading those stupid Rhymes ChipotleChick put on her blog. Now get off my lawn you crazy kids!"

and then i'll feel honored for being such a big part of your life.

Okay! heres those rhymes. Prepare yourself!

The glow at the end of the tunnel used to seem so bright
but now all i see is an artificial light.

The moral of the story is apparent to all
the race for the sun
will be your downfall

Live life, forget the past
for ever day
could be your last

and last but not least...

Looking back at life to see what's been done
is similar to looking up and straight at the sun
it's interesting and enlightenting
but stare too long and it's blinding.

O! And an incredibly wise, intricate, and delicate quote. For all those looking for the meaning of life, here it is...


Yep. why ouch? cause i just stubbed my toe on the desk that my computer is on and it hurt like...
well it hurt a lot. I repeat. OUCH!

O, and i forgot to give a write out to SOMEONE! so I LOVE YOU SOMEONE!

and also, MY PROFILE!

She just commented on my last post soo.....I LOVE YOU MY PROFILE!

But maybe you should get a username, so i don't sound narcissistic or schizophrenic when i say my profile lol.

Keep looking for order on Earth
I'll be watching the randomness of the stars.

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Hey Hey Hey!!!!! GUEEEEESSSSSS WHAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT???????????????????????

You'll never guess.

Try to guess. 

I dare ya!!!! 


I command you!

have you guessed yet???

Well hurry up!!!! 


Think about it.

I'll wait....

OK i'm done waiting!!!

The answer to " Guess what" is...

Envelope please

I got a 4.0 first term of school!!!! And i got invited to this speech by Mary Kay Huntsmen and i get to miss school to go to it. AND I can't wait to see the musical my old school is doing tomorrow so i can go support people. AND.....o. well, that's it. What a let down

O! WAIT!!! I have more to share! 













Holy cap locks batman! That's a lot of capitals! I hope you appreciated that, cuz i sure appreciate you!!!


Just thought you should know that.

Ok, down to bussiness. I do need to tell y'all about something that really creeps me out! You see, i met this boy in 7th grade and we were pretty good friends. I liked him, he was nice. Unfortunately, he started to get a tad bit too friendly, showing up at my house, (i have no idea how he found out where i lived! *shudders* *don't open the closet!*) and sending me...err...strange texts. My dad got tired of it, as any dad would, and the last time he stopped by my dad kicked him off the property! (hehe, like anyone actually has property these days). Anyways, it was all good, until he started dating my friend who lives across the freaking street from me! Now i see him every and he freaking hates me and to be honest it's a bit unnerving. I will admit it adds some excititment into my life, but i'd prefer an Indiana Jones style adventure, personally. Point is, if you ever meet a creeper (that's Cheyenne's nickname for such people) Do not let them date your friend who lives across the street!

Also, if at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Now that's is for my words of wisdom, until next time!!!

See ya!

Well, i guess i won't see you, so uhhhh....Blog you later! That isn't catchy. Ummm....BYE! Ya, that works!

O and one more thing! Check out my new profile Pic! It's a picture of a caffiene Nebula from the hubble space telescope! A nebula is basically a stellar nursery. Those are millions of baby stars in the making! The reason the clouds in the nebula (nebula is latin for cloud, just so ya know!) is due to the massive gravity of each individual star! When the stars are born, they will be blue, not red. Isn't it pretty?

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Sauna, Mama, uhhh Obama?

Hey Y'all! I'm not gonna tell you who i wanted to win, instead i'm gonna give you you a basic run down for each candidate, as well as words that rhyme with their name!


1. Doesn't support abortion
2. Very experienced
3. Understands war
4. Wants to cut taxes
5. Tax policies are realistic

1. Doesn't have plans for helping poor
2. Firmly supports war 
3. Would die in a week and we'd have Palin
4. Not a very good speaker
5. Graduated485 in a 488 person school. 


1. Law degree from Harvard
2. 3rd African American elected into senate
3. Very good speaker
4. Plans to cut taxes for middle class, give upper class taxes, use money to help poor
5. Has great teeth

1. Supports abortion
2. May raise taxes
3. Wants to negotiate peace with other countries
4. No war experience
5. Wants to make new amendments to constitution

McCain, rain, main, lane, ordain, sustain, (candy)Cane, sane, insane, dame, contain, anything else that ends with ain. 

Obama, sauna, mama, rama, uhhh McOma?

P.S! Obama won, he is first Black man president, we should all feel honored for being a part of such a huge milestone in our history! 

Also, just need to vent for a sec. Ok, we all know Obama won. It's history. It's over. That's it. This is for all you people who feel the need to insult, slander, and disrespect him. I'm all for stating your opinion, but at least try to sound intelligent while stating it, instead of just saying "Obama is gay!" Say something that actually gives you merit. He's our president and there isn't anything that can be done. How can someone say he's a bad leader when he hasn't even started his term yet? He may be the best President we have ever had, he may not. Maybe McCain would have been better, maybe not. The point it, America has spoken. WE got to to chose and we did. No one should strike, no one should start a riot, because they feel cheated in this election. He one both popular and electoral college vote. We worked hard for our rights, and the right to vote is one of the most important ones. WE voted, he won, accept it.
Sorry about that whole little rant, but it was fun!  
So go ahead! tell me what you think,  I NEED TO KNOW!!!!! WAAAA! Ok, panic attack over.

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Candy is a band-aid, no matter what they say

Hey Hey Hey!  Are you all ready for a run-down of my Halloween night out? If you're not then that's just too bad for you cuz i'm gonna blog about it anyways so ha!!!

Well, the day was pretty boring. My sister's boyfriend came over. Ugh. I got my costume ready, went shopping, went to the elementary school to help out but didn't stay long cuz the person i was there for didn't show up. Raar. 

Anyways, i went back home and stuck my costume on. I was going to Dillon's murder mystery party and i was going to be Jacqueline Hyde, Supernatural Investigator! I wore green cargo pants with a pair of skinny, knee high, brown pleather boots pulled over them, a dark red shirt with a brown button down shirt which instead of buttoning i tied the ends together. (who says Supernatural investigators can't be stylish? I also had an Indiana jones style hat! Boo-ya!  I wore a few crosses, red lipstick (very tacky hehe), eyeliner, and i brought a bag that said Classified on the front, in which i put in a photo of the Loch Ness monster that i had printed out to add some depth to my character. I also brought a mirror (ever heard that vampires don't have reflections? Of course a Supernatural Investigator would want to check hehe) and a notepad. 

Once i was ready i waited impatienntly for four o'clock to come around. That's when the fun would begin.

Woo! so i arrive at Dillon's house and BAM!!!! He had decorated the dining room in which the mystery would take place so elaborately it looked straight out of the Adam's Family. I found my name tag (the brilliant Jacqueline Hyde) and set my props down. All at once everyone started showing up. Kylie was Ivanna Bitesneck, a Romanian Princess and T.V Presenter, Chloe was Dinah Gruesomeway, a horror writer, Scat was Shabby, Robert was Constable Painting, Lane was Vlad Tire, a motorist, and so on. Someone didn't show up so i got to do two parts, Jacqueline and Tilly Screams, a Dentist. It was all strangely eerie, straight out of a game of Clue. Everyone had dressed for the part. Man it felt like i was in a soap opera. 
During dinner, Kylie and I started getting into character, talking about what it was like to be a Romanian Princess and me talking about where i had been as an investigator. it was so hard to keep a straight face but once i got into it it was fun to make up my character's history.

Finally the game started. Back and force the dialogue went, everyone interrogating one another, dropping hints as to why they may or may not be the murderer, back and force, accusing and denying. It was well-planned and the dialogue was actually pretty good! There were two people who wouldn't stop playing around, and were ruining it for everyone. I got fed up so while i was pretending to take notes, i turned to Kylie and asked "How do you spell 'idiot?'"She laughed. She knew exactly who i was talking about.

Finally the final round came. Now was when we had to say who we thought the murderer was. My first guess was Dinah Guressomeway, but when Lane (who was playing Vlad Tire) kept being an idiot, i stood up in a flourish, all dramatic and said "It was you, Vlad! Throughout this entire investigation you have been obnoxious, clearly trying to distract us! Obviously you have something to hide!" I meant it as a joke but guess what?


Whoever thought teasing someone would turn out to be a good thing? 

Don't to drugs.

ANYWAYS, in the middle of all this, Spencer, being the genius he is, stuck a sponge in the microwave. it caught fire the whole house smelt of burning sponge. O joy. 

Also, before the game started, Dillon, Kylie, and Chloe had gone upstairs to talk about something. It bothered me. I mean, couldn't the drama be put aside for just one night, instead of leaving everyone else out in the cold. Sigh. I just hope they got everything worked out, whatever that was.

But i wasnt the only bothered by that little conference. Scat, Robert, Lane, and I got our revenge by hiding the snacks. Hehehehe. 

After the game ended, we went trick or  treating for a spell. I don't eat a lot of  candy so i gave my plunder to Kylie and Chloe. 

so that's it! OH, and my fantabulous friend Aly came over to my house when she went trick-or-treating and my dad gave her two bags of candy. She's special! 

It was fun to see Scat again and also Dillon. I also met a bunch of new people and they were all very nice, especially Robert and Kylie. Gotta love 'em!

Ok, now that's it! wow that was long. very long. Sooooooooo loooooong. wow. long. Like one of those foot long hot dogs. 

now those are long.

O i forgot to mention! When i made it home I got a call from a friend i haven't seen in ages! I was so excited to finally talk to her. We talked forever until i had to go help put Christmas lights up. IN THE RAIN! NEVER AGAIN SHALL I DO THAT! IT WAS TERRIFYING!