Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Sauna, Mama, uhhh Obama?
Hey Y'all! I'm not gonna tell you who i wanted to win, instead i'm gonna give you you a basic run down for each candidate, as well as words that rhyme with their name!
1. Doesn't support abortion
2. Very experienced
3. Understands war
4. Wants to cut taxes
5. Tax policies are realistic
1. Doesn't have plans for helping poor
2. Firmly supports war
3. Would die in a week and we'd have Palin
4. Not a very good speaker
5. Graduated485 in a 488 person school.
1. Law degree from Harvard
2. 3rd African American elected into senate
3. Very good speaker
4. Plans to cut taxes for middle class, give upper class taxes, use money to help poor
5. Has great teeth
1. Supports abortion
2. May raise taxes
3. Wants to negotiate peace with other countries
4. No war experience
5. Wants to make new amendments to constitution
McCain, rain, main, lane, ordain, sustain, (candy)Cane, sane, insane, dame, contain, anything else that ends with ain.
Obama, sauna, mama, rama, uhhh McOma?
P.S! Obama won, he is first Black man president, we should all feel honored for being a part of such a huge milestone in our history!
Also, just need to vent for a sec. Ok, we all know Obama won. It's history. It's over. That's it. This is for all you people who feel the need to insult, slander, and disrespect him. I'm all for stating your opinion, but at least try to sound intelligent while stating it, instead of just saying "Obama is gay!" Say something that actually gives you merit. He's our president and there isn't anything that can be done. How can someone say he's a bad leader when he hasn't even started his term yet? He may be the best President we have ever had, he may not. Maybe McCain would have been better, maybe not. The point it, America has spoken. WE got to to chose and we did. No one should strike, no one should start a riot, because they feel cheated in this election. He one both popular and electoral college vote. We worked hard for our rights, and the right to vote is one of the most important ones. WE voted, he won, accept it.
Sorry about that whole little rant, but it was fun!
So go ahead! tell me what you think, I NEED TO KNOW!!!!! WAAAA! Ok, panic attack over.