Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Mark Twain's real name was Samuel Langhorne Clemens

Ostentaious=show offy.

I think it's ridiculous when people use the word ostentaios cause isn't it a tad bit....ostentatious to use such a freakishly long word? Long words have one purpose in this world. To work together with fractions to give everyone in the known universe and even some of the unknown universes headaches. Fractions+Long words=HEADACHES FOR EVERYONE!!!!

Seriously.

De nos chocolate por favor means give me chocolate please in Spanish.

Don en muy, sil vou plai, bon bon means Give me candy please in French.

I know how to ask for candy in three different languages.

I can now rule the world.

Bow before the glory.

I SAID BOW!!!

thank you.

Me gusta queso.

I like cheese.

I do.

It's a bird! It's a plane!!! It's........What the heck is it?

O! It's gas prices!

Silly me.













Hm. This is awkward.

Ever had an awkward silence via Blog?

Now you have.


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Woo that's a lot of dots! That was fun. I'm gonna do it again!
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......................... ha psych! not really. That suddenly got a lot less fun.

Wow!!!! This post is incredibly informative, interesting, and profound. I know you all learned a lot from it. It's a delicate post, amazing, and enlightening. Please. Don't be selfish. Share the knowledge and wisdom of this post with those around you. Use it to help the unwise. Use it help you get an A on your next math test. Anything. Just don't let it go to waste.


WARNING
BEWARE!
All who try to find sense in this post will be persecuted
All who try to find meaning will be exiled.
All who try to find thought will be shunned
VIOLATORS WILL BE FED TO HOMELESS CATS
Mark Twain is da bomb. Get used to it.
CONSPIRACY THEORY UP AHEAD! DO NOT TAKE DETOUR. THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO DO!
And yes, i know this post was lame. I'll try to do better in the future. I didn't mean to be a dissapointment. It's not my fault, no matter what mom says!!!!
OKKKKAAAAYYYY, i'm gonna stop typing right now! Ha, fooled ya! Maybe i'll stop typing NOW!!! nah, too soon Ok, ok, i'll stop right this moment. NOPE!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA-

18 comments:

Natalie! said...

Knowing how to ask for candy in multiple languages is an important skill, for sure ;D

Haha, awkward silence.... I've been tending to get stuck in a lot of those recently, and now they've followed me onto Blogger too O: DUN DUN DUN....

And this post was not lame at all! I found it incredibly informative, interesting, and profound. Hahaha (; But seriously, anything you write always makes me smile! You could write about algebra and I'd still enjoy it! Well... maybe [;

bee said...

i just finished huckleberry finn last week and i finished tom sawyer last year and the part u use is my favorite part

RollingStone007 said...

That awkward silence=Amazing:D
Your blog hecka cracks me up, hope you don't mind, because i'm gonna follow it:D
Lots of Love,
RollingStone007

Someone said...

I changed my vote to oxygen. Didn't notice it. Nothing can live in this world without oxygen.
Your probably thinking, "like i care!" I'll stop.

I will praise you for the 9 days left of this month. IF you tell me that you've used this experiment before and what grade you were in.
Unless you guys don't do Science Fair projects than lucky you, I hate you(;

krl said...

dude. im gonna be honest. you are one strange chick. but cool.

welcome to my life then.

...had to say it ;)

krl

Kelly said...

Your posts have no direction!


I love it. :)

*::♫♪♥'.victoria.'♥♪♫::* said...

haha i love ur posts! they make absolutely no sense, which is why i like them :)

and i hate awkward silences, theyre so...awkward!

and yes it is worth it, which is the whole problem! :P

liz says read! said...

AHAHAHAHAHAHA niceeeeee!
yes, I agree with Natalie. It is very useful. I'm going to have to learn that because I cannot live without unk food. hehe can you??? woooooo i speak spanish :) a lil tiny itsy bitsy french, but obviously not as well as you because I did not know about the candy thing! I'm readin Light of the Twiness, well actually Dawn of the Breakingness haha. I like mixing up the words.

Your Blog Is Awesome. like a squirrle. Just not like the sqiurels where i live. Because they're eveil here. but anywhere else is good :)
lol

krl said...

preferably one that pays

krl

Ellie said...

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!! I knew there was a reason I keep blogging! 2 read ur's!! (i dearly hope that makes SOME sense 2 SOME1out there....)
~Ellie

James said...

Wow amazing

Benji (Rafe) Pacheco said...

THERE ARE TWICE AS MANY KANGAROOS IN AUSTRALIA THAN PEOPLE!!!!

Are you serious?

And I like how you expressed your hate for rap...haha, it was great and I don't even have that much of bad feelings toward rap

Stella said...

This post was nowhere near lame! It was awesome! Much better then anything I've produced lately, haha, but then again, all your posts are amazing so....yeah.

Sorry. My brain just flew out the window. I'm having one of those days.

Natalie! said...

Hahaha, Jasper did look constipated the entire time. But I liked that (: I think he kind of resembled Edward Scissorhands a little bit... but I think it must just be me. Just the expression on his face, like a mixture of surprise and aguish and whatnot. And his hair too... :D

Haha, those sexually active teenagers should definitely have you as a sex-ed teacher. You're method of teaching is fullproof--> "I can think of one fool proof way to avoid these complications. DON'T DO IT!" Haha, that make me laugh (:

No, I did not know that September 16th is National Tourist Day! But now I know (: Thank you for that tidbit of info! (I love the word tidbit, hehehe)

And Happy Thankgiving to you too!

*::♫♪♥'.victoria.'♥♪♫::* said...

thanks, and its true. beauty isnt forever, but neither is life, when u think about it. we r all going to die eventually :(

haha and no, i didnt. i didnt even kno "augmire" was a word :)

krl said...

yep. they arent my kind of music

krl

Neon Duck said...

Hey, sorry I haven't checked your blog out. it's encredinally random and random makes the world goes on, as I'm sure you know. I have indeed expereanced the awkward silences in blogs, (my own espicially) And inside my head, it explains a lot. +D

Jaerixon said...

I know this is coming a bit late, I have been very busy lately, but thank you for commenting on my post about music. I think a lot of what you said is also the same as what I said, because I did hit on the consistency of music, or at least I intended to. Anyhow, I appreciate it. I learn from all my comments, and it allows my to write and think better and work to be more open-minded. I would hope that you would comment on my more recent posts and give me your feedback so that I may learn some more.