Monday, December 29, 2008

NO, I don't know what the fat content of water is, STOP ASKING!

Hey Hey Hey! It's me again and me has stuff to say! Lots of stuff. Soooo muuuch stuff, me has absolutely no idea where to start! First off, HOLY GUACAMOLE ONLY 2 MORE DAYS AND I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TO BLOG TO MY HEARTS CONTENT! Without the risk of being caught and deported to the south east tip of Guam. Why Guam you may ask? I hear they have delicous fruit smoothies.

Now that i'm done being weird...well, weirder than usual, i shall explain the title of my post. As you may or may not have noticed (i mean, who actually reads post titles?) it states "NO, I don't know what the fat content of water is, STOP ASKING!" the reason it says this is my annoying aunt kept following me around on Christmas Eve, saying things like "O dear, do you know how many calories are in this? How about the sodium content of this?"

Yeah, it was annoying as it sounds.

And then her husband decided to lecture me on the audacity of wasting food sinc i insisted i don't like peas. "YOu know, the starving children in China would die to have those peas you refuse to eat? How about those poor kids in Taiwan? And what about the lack of food for wild animals? the more food you waste, the more food we need to take from nature, and the more food we take from nature, the less food for the wild beasts of our land!"

Needless to say, I got fed up (fed up, no pun intended), and retorted with "If you're so worried about the starving children in China, then pack up these peas and sent em to em! and if you loose sleep over the thoughts of starving wild animals, then why don't you pack yourself off to Africa and pay a friendly visit to the cute cuddly lions?"

Ya, i know that was really mean, but sheesh. Despite how it may sound, i actually very rarely get angry. But man, he just has a way of tap dancing on my last nerve that is just so ugh!

and btw, i do care about the starving children in China. I donate money. And i donated 50 cans to our local food drive where i live, so don't go saying i'm some sorta heartless, crude, rapid porcupine! Trust me, rapid porcupines are a lot fiercer than me and are not cuddly!

just trust me on that.

Other than that, my Christmas Eve was actually quite fun! Better than usual. I told y'all about the family problems we had, but for some reason they just weren't as prominent as usual this year. It was nice. Except for the naggy aunts and UGH-YOU-ARE-TAP-DANCING-ON-MY-LAST-NERVE uncles.

So, basic run down of Christmas Eve...

  1. Drive to grandma's house
  2. get out of car
  3. nearly die via falling on ice
  4. go inside of house
  5. wonder why the kitchen is filled with smoke
  6. wonder what that burning smell was
  7. wonder what was burning
  8. grandma just about has panic attack
  10. Grandma rescues turkey
  11. turkey looks like it has seen better days
  12. dinner
  13. second helping of dinner
  14. third helping..
  15. 4th...
  16. well, it is the hollidays
  17. gather in living room
  18. open presents
  19. do lottery (we each pick a number, when number is called, go pick a present out of a huge pile. Presents range from tea sets, to kitchen gear, to those special little items that no one really knows what the heck they are
  20. WE all barter with one another to exchange gifts
  21. 3 little cousins open presents my cousin Gia brought them
  22. guess what they got?
  23. Marshmallow guns
  24. I hate my cousin
  25. Marshmallow war ensues
  26. I trick em, trap em downstairs, don't release them until they give me their guns
  27. Get the guns, run
  28. hide behing corner
  29. shoot when i hear footsteps
  30. Sorry Grandpa!
  31. get ready to leave
  32. in the car
  33. forgot my phone
  34. run back in
  35. FIRE!!!
  36. Hit with about 8 marshmallows at once
  37. quickly put all my cousins on my hit list, right below Tom Cruise and my science teacher who forced the class to bow to me when i got the extra credit on our report of the history of Earth, who is right below the KFC dude who refused to tell me what were the secret ingredients that made their chicken so irresistable
  38. go look at Christmas lights
  39. go home

Hey, even teenagers get excited for Christmas.

Now, i'm gonna leave my post at that. I will tell you about Christmas Day next time!

and despite the kind words Natalie! gave me, i still feel bad that i havent commented in awhile, so I just wana say that i truly appreciate you guys who still comment on mine.

Love y'all!

Don't ever change!

Unless I ask you for change for a dollar.

Then you can change.

But only then.

right...well...ya....OOOOO just ONE MORE THING!









wow, there are almost as many ways to spell chanukah as there are days of it.

btw, i'm a quarter Jew.

Not too shabby.

now bye, and stop reading.

seriously, i've got nothing more to say

except maybe...


I know what you all are thinking, "What a waste of exclamation points!" and in response i simply say !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so ha.

and HAPPY almost NEW YEARS!

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

I'm it again!

So my grounded time is almost over! Which means i must be extra surreptitious so as to avoid being caught and having to start all over. before I continue, just one thing:


How's that for catchy?

Seriously, thank you all so much! I really apprecaite it and I promise to comment on all your blogs right at midnight on Jan 1!!!

O and for the peeps who asked, the reason i iz grounded is because i keyed George Bush's car.

Ok, no, that was actually last month. This month it's cause i was caught texting at 1 in the morning. On school nights. Multiple times. Hehe. I probably should have caught onto the hint after the 1435th time my mom came into my room yelling "(insert my name here) YOU BETTER GET OFF YOUR BLEEPING CELL PHONE BEFORE I BLEEPING GROUND YOU!"

but oh well. she really should have warned me first before she just took my blogging priveleges away so suddenly! She's so high strung. Testy, testy. So unreasonable.

And now!!! I've been tagged again! (thanks to a certain blogger who's name shall not be mentioned *cough* *::♫♪♥'.victoria.'♥♪♫::*
1.Each blogger must post these rules first.
2.Each blogger starts with 8 random facts/habits about themselves.
3.Blogger that are tagged need to write on their own blog about their 8 things.
4.At the end of your blog,you need to choose 8 people to get tagged and list their names.
5.Don't forget to leave them a comment,telling them that they've been tagged and to read your blog.

8. I don't ever use book marks. I just remember the page i'm on and presto! I never lose my page unless i lose my mind! Speaking of which, where is that pesky thing....

7. Whenever I read, i write down words i don't know then look up both their meaning and their etymologies. Call me a dork, i'll just call you a presumptuous bigot.

6. I once crashed a garden party. Long story. Don't ask.

5. I think the Joker is sexier than Batman. 'Nuff said.

4. I once took a challenge from a friend that earned me $10. The challenge? To see who could get the most strangers to answer the question "If the world was going to end tomorow, what would you eat for breakfast?"

3. I went into a store with a friend and tried on clothes until they kicked us out. I wonder how they felt when we took our money out of our pockets and used it as fans as we walked away. *snickers*

2. I suck at laser tag, but that doesn't stop me from immitating Charlie's Angels every now and again!

1. No, I don't have any gum. Stop asking!

and now i must tag eight people!


Red Hot Dili Peppers


Benji (Rafe) Pacheco





I would have tagged Victoria but i don't know if it's agains tag rules to do tag backs.

And to you people I didn't tag, I will give you all hugs instead. so hugs ***hug*** to Stella , Natalie! James,, Allison, Posh , Someone, *::♫♪♥'.victoria.'♥♪♫::* and every other blogger in the world!

And if you're a regular reader of my blog and i totally didn't mention you, you can now comment and say "Hey you idiot! Why didn't you give me a hug?" and i will promptly hit you with a virtual frying pan, but then i'd hug you. ;)

And now i must go and comment really fast on those people's blogs.

And if you didn't want me to tag you, then you should have ran faster! Wear more practical footwear next time. Sheesh.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Post? What Post? I'm not Posting. Ask the Title, it'll tell ya.

Hey Hey Hey! Sssshhhhh!!! Be quiet and no sudden noises. I'm not supposed to blog until January because I'm grounded, but what my parents don't know won't get me grounded until i'm in a retirement home playing bingo every Thursday. I'm really sorry I haven't posted or commented in...lets see...1...2...thursday....FOREVER!!!! I have to make like a super spy and sneak the computer, which is harder than it sounds! Speaking of sounds, Don't make any! and for goodness sake WHISPER!!! Unless you want me to get caught. *grumbles something about noisy, inconsiderent delinquents*

Quite a bit has happened this last forever, but I won't be able to type it all until i can do so without fearing for my freedom. so come January you will see a ginormously hugegantic post on my blog. DO NO BE AFRAID!!! Such a post is to be expected after the man has deprived me of the first amendment for a month. It's a conspiracy man!

Until then, I do wish to tell you I went to see Twillight last Saturday with Samie. Ya, I know, it's such an obscure movie, so few people have even heard of it, let alone seen it, so don't feel bad if you don't know what it is. *note sarcasm**now note end of sarcasm* IF YOU HAVE NOT HEARD OF TWILIGHT GET OUT FROM UNDER THAT ROCK YOUR LIVING AND LET ME TAKE YOUR PLACE BECAUSE I AM SICK AND TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT IT!

Seriously, it's been out for 2 weeks and the theaters are still filled with screaming fangurllzz who kept glaring at me when i was laughing at "Serious" Parts, like the Part where Edward steps out into the sun and SPARKLES!! Seriously, it looked like he had some type of unfortunate skin disease. It made me pity poor Robert Pattinson. Poor guy must of had 20 tons of body glitter on him. to make matters worse, Bella (Kristen Stewart) says he's beautiful while he's being all glittery. Guess it makes sense. I mean, diamonds are sparkly, and diamonds are a girls best friend. The way he was shining, it would make any diamond dull with envy. Actually, that's probably why vampires sparkle in Stephenie Meyers world. They all suffer from Diamond-envy and therefore must cover themselves with body glitter at all times.

My biggest problem with the movie was how few lines the other characters had. Bella and Edward are fine, but come on. we get it. You are irrevocably in love with each other after knowing each other for a week and a half. Typical. It's the other characters that added to the movie and made it funny and interesting, but we barely heard from them! ugh. And another thing, I never realized how truly corny some of those lines were until after I heard them being spoken out loud in all seriousness. "Bella, you are my brand of heroine!" OOOKkkkaayyyy, that's exactly what you tell a girl on the first date. I bursted out laughing, and was rewarded with yet another fanguurll glare.

Before you get all mad at me for dissing the movie, i just want to say that on the whole i didn't hate it, in fact, i thought it was decent. They missed stuff of course, but as far as a book turned movie, i think they pulled it off well. I just don't like Bella is my biggest problem and i find overprotective, violent, impulsive, possesive, guys who constantly stare at people with angsty expressions are just not my type, no matter how cute they are. Other than that, i'm good.

That's all i dare type for now. Wait....quite for a second.....I HEAR FOOTSTEPS!!!! Uh oh. I better go! Don't make any noise and run away. NO NOT THAT WAY!!! O crap i'm running. every man for himself!!! I'll see ya on the other side. Be strong.

Ok, footsteps are now going the other way, but I dare not test my parents, so i'll blog ya later!

O, and until my grounding is over, all of these posts are going to self destruct.

In 5...4...3...2...KABLAM!!!

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and ONE MORE THING!!! Thank you for keeping me in the blogging loop by commenting on my blog even when i can't do the same for you. It means a lot, so thank you so much, especially, but not limited to, Natalie and Smorgan. Your comments are always so thoughtful!
Everyone else, you are just as super amazing and i love you all! Don't ever change! (great, i sound like a bad greeting card) But still, I really appreciate all of you, so heres a parade in all your names ****parade****. Wooo! that was fun! Parades make a mess but are CLEAN UP! I'd help but i'm too busy hiding from my parents.
Now, bye!

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

‘Twas the Day after Monday
By: ChipotleChick

'Twas the day after Monday, or Tuesday we say
The alarm clock rings, tolling away.
It’s seven in the morning for goodness sake!
You know it’s too early when the sun’s not awake

Finally to school the students all meet
Ready to learn but more ready to sleep
The bell that starts classes soon begins ringing
Signaling headaches would soon be beginning.

First period starts, the students sit down
Except for the few who act like clowns.
Sitting on desks, standing on chairs
“Hey look I can see Russia from here!”

The teacher upon rising gets ready to lecture,
Standing in her rather stiff posture.
The students realize, quick as a flash
The best way to escape is grab the hall pass!

Pencils are writing, and pages are flipped
Notes are written but then are soon ripped
Daydreaming while the teachers instructing
Hey it’s not your fault floating dust is distracting!

Forgetting ones homework is a daily occurrence.
Just be creative and you’re sure to get clearance.
Just think clearly get your head out of the fog
Hey, what else could eat homework besides a dog?

The bell rings again, o joy! At last!
The students leap out of the room so fast.
O yes first period is out of the way!
Too bad you still have the rest of the day.
Have a great Day! Sure hope that cheered you up.
And sorry that i haven't commented on all of your fabulous blogs lately! I got caugh texting at midnight so my blogging time has been limited to whenever I can sneak the computer. Now I better get off before I get caught!
Due to classified information, this message will self-destruct in 3, 2, 1....BAM!!!!
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