Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Post? What Post? I'm not Posting. Ask the Title, it'll tell ya.

Hey Hey Hey! Sssshhhhh!!! Be quiet and no sudden noises. I'm not supposed to blog until January because I'm grounded, but what my parents don't know won't get me grounded until i'm in a retirement home playing bingo every Thursday. I'm really sorry I haven't posted or commented in...lets see...1...2...thursday....FOREVER!!!! I have to make like a super spy and sneak the computer, which is harder than it sounds! Speaking of sounds, Don't make any! and for goodness sake WHISPER!!! Unless you want me to get caught. *grumbles something about noisy, inconsiderent delinquents*

Quite a bit has happened this last forever, but I won't be able to type it all until i can do so without fearing for my freedom. so come January you will see a ginormously hugegantic post on my blog. DO NO BE AFRAID!!! Such a post is to be expected after the man has deprived me of the first amendment for a month. It's a conspiracy man!

Until then, I do wish to tell you I went to see Twillight last Saturday with Samie. Ya, I know, it's such an obscure movie, so few people have even heard of it, let alone seen it, so don't feel bad if you don't know what it is. *note sarcasm**now note end of sarcasm* IF YOU HAVE NOT HEARD OF TWILIGHT GET OUT FROM UNDER THAT ROCK YOUR LIVING AND LET ME TAKE YOUR PLACE BECAUSE I AM SICK AND TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT IT!

Seriously, it's been out for 2 weeks and the theaters are still filled with screaming fangurllzz who kept glaring at me when i was laughing at "Serious" Parts, like the Part where Edward steps out into the sun and SPARKLES!! Seriously, it looked like he had some type of unfortunate skin disease. It made me pity poor Robert Pattinson. Poor guy must of had 20 tons of body glitter on him. to make matters worse, Bella (Kristen Stewart) says he's beautiful while he's being all glittery. Guess it makes sense. I mean, diamonds are sparkly, and diamonds are a girls best friend. The way he was shining, it would make any diamond dull with envy. Actually, that's probably why vampires sparkle in Stephenie Meyers world. They all suffer from Diamond-envy and therefore must cover themselves with body glitter at all times.

My biggest problem with the movie was how few lines the other characters had. Bella and Edward are fine, but come on. we get it. You are irrevocably in love with each other after knowing each other for a week and a half. Typical. It's the other characters that added to the movie and made it funny and interesting, but we barely heard from them! ugh. And another thing, I never realized how truly corny some of those lines were until after I heard them being spoken out loud in all seriousness. "Bella, you are my brand of heroine!" OOOKkkkaayyyy, that's exactly what you tell a girl on the first date. I bursted out laughing, and was rewarded with yet another fanguurll glare.

Before you get all mad at me for dissing the movie, i just want to say that on the whole i didn't hate it, in fact, i thought it was decent. They missed stuff of course, but as far as a book turned movie, i think they pulled it off well. I just don't like Bella is my biggest problem and i find overprotective, violent, impulsive, possesive, guys who constantly stare at people with angsty expressions are just not my type, no matter how cute they are. Other than that, i'm good.

That's all i dare type for now. Wait....quite for a second.....I HEAR FOOTSTEPS!!!! Uh oh. I better go! Don't make any noise and run away. NO NOT THAT WAY!!! O crap i'm running. every man for himself!!! I'll see ya on the other side. Be strong.

Ok, footsteps are now going the other way, but I dare not test my parents, so i'll blog ya later!

O, and until my grounding is over, all of these posts are going to self destruct.

In 5...4...3...2...KABLAM!!!

Message terminated.
and ONE MORE THING!!! Thank you for keeping me in the blogging loop by commenting on my blog even when i can't do the same for you. It means a lot, so thank you so much, especially, but not limited to, Natalie and Smorgan. Your comments are always so thoughtful!
Everyone else, you are just as super amazing and i love you all! Don't ever change! (great, i sound like a bad greeting card) But still, I really appreciate all of you, so heres a parade in all your names ****parade****. Wooo! that was fun! Parades make a mess but are fun...now CLEAN UP! I'd help but i'm too busy hiding from my parents.
Now, bye!


smorgan said...

I hate Twilight too...
It drives me crazy. It's just a really mushy love story. Supposingly, a forbidden love like this has to be filled with danger and the girl shouldn't be so weak and the dude shouldn't be so nice...
Seriously, Edward is like a cup cake sometimes...

*I prefer Japanese vampires anyways. The ultimate bad boys..hehe*

Rock Your Grounded Moments!

Posh said...

Enjoy your grounded time. Catch up on some reading. I was very disappointed with Twilight. We had a great time before the movie started but after...disappointment set in.


Emj13 said...

Thanks for the comment. Are you a Christian? I hope you like my blog.:)

bee said...

i agree with smorgan twilight sucked and maximum ride and the lightning thief will be better movies than twilight

peace in

Natalie! said...

I definitely agree with you on the movie. Whenever he was supposed to be "sparkling" it just looked like he was covered in sweat or something. It was not pretty at all :P The more I think about it, the more I don't like the movie. It was so cheesey and corny, and the "serious" parts were hilarious! I had to keep myself from cracking up during the scene where he reveals that he's a vampire. *eye roll* Hopefully the next movie will be better...

Oh wow, grounded until January? That sounds harsh D: At least it's not that far away. Hang in there, and keep being a superly duperly secretive spy (;

Allison said...

how did you get grounded? I know like none of the other characters got to say anything like Jasper! he just followed Alice everywhere and said like one sentence if i was him id be like "i demand more lines! I am freaking Jasper!" but obviously he has problems. Question. How are they going to make jacob bigger.....

Stella said...

Oops, I haven't commented forever.

*feeling guilty*

But your blog is as amazing as ever, so don't think I've stopped reading it or anything!!!!!

Kelly said...

I'm not gonna say I hate/love Twilight, but I cam say that I hate the hype!

It just makes me want to hurt people.

Benji (Rafe) Pacheco said...

Haha, your review is great.

I was gonna say something else but I forgot...


Response to Radicalism of the Gold Promise:

The Gold Promise isn't radical yet, but it will be once I get out of my current situation...see, I can't do much as a junior in hs. All I can do is plan really and blog.
But when I mature, when people give me some more respect, I will do my best to become like the people that I mention, the ones that were assassinated for their greatness and the Gold Promise will fulfill itself as radical..

Not all flaws should be accepted though, not as they have...
You believe in God and Heaven though, as well as hell, right?
Is there balance in those three?
Balance isn't needed.

Sorry if I sounded kinda harsh shooting down your ideas....I'm glad you had some good ones though.

Too bad I can't say anything funny at the end of my comment either...welll...I guess I do got something...

Robbing stores is so easy...
Do you know why?
I only rob convenience stores.


Crystal said...

Hey, You're blog is pretty funny! I don't have one, or else I'd add myself as a follower! I didn't see Twilight for the fact it's a vampire love story, nuf' said. If you want to, you can click my link were it says "Crystal said.." and send me a buddy request, then you can leave responses on that page. Just an option. Also, do u sk8? I luv to!

*::♫♪♥'.victoria.'♥♪♫::* said...

I've tagged you!


1.Each blogger must post these rules first.

2.Each blogger starts with 8 random facts/habits about themselves.

3.Blogger that are tagged need to write on their own blog about their 8 things.

4.At the end of your blog,you need to choose 8 people to get tagged and list their names.

5.Don't forget to leave them a comment,telling them that they've been tagged and to read your blog.

Sophia. said...

I like reading your blog, it's entertaining (:

Ellie said...

I loved the movie (2 eache their own), but there were times when it was jus' like, "Ok, we get---enough already!!!" I mean, after the whole forest/medow secen, was the lines from the back of the book.
"There were 3 things I was absolutly sure of...."
Um----didn't we already ESTABLISH this???? We spent HALF-AN-HOUR establishing this!! U know?
Anyway, good luck w/ ur mission!

Red Hot Dili Peppers said...

ahahaha I loved your part on the twilight movie funny stuff.