Thursday, October 23, 2008

I'm gonna take a page out of Dillon's book and write about stuff that bugs me in a secret post that no one will understand! I already feel so mysterious. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA cough cough. Darn allergies. HAHA! HA! heh. Ok, i'm done. Sorry, brief evil moment over. (or is it? MWAHAHA!)

Actually, i change my mind. I think instead i will write about how much I hate potato salad. Nah. Hmmm, what should i write about? O! I'll write o geez. How bout i give you a list of my fav words?

1. Platitudinous
2. Abysmal
3. Insouciance
4. Pusillanimous
5. Magnaminous

Well, I'm bored of that.

Lets write about my constant battle with gravity!

You see, it all started when i was born. It all went down hill from there. Literally. I have serious balance issues. Today, i was sitting on the couch, acting all chillaxed. That is until Chris came over, got behind me, yelled "Pickle!!!" and made me flip backwards off the back of the couch. Smooth, right? Then on my way home, i was walking backwards, didn't realize how close i was to the curb, and fell off. O, and while i was walking around the neighborhood, i tripped on FREAKING NOTHING! As you can see, i can't walk on a flat steady surface without finding something to trip on, including air. I had three near death expieriences today! Graceful. Like a gazelle.

And while we are on the subject of absolutely nothing important, i might as well tell you about my intense hatred of straight line. For one thing, I can't walk in a straight line to save my life. I can't draw a straigh line with a freaking ruler! Straight lines are just too predictable. I am so wild and cool that i subconciously shy away from all none crooked, curved, or zig zaggy lines. Either that, or im just immensely uncoordinated and ruler-ly challenged. I prefer the first.

O I also have reached a profound understanding of how baked potatoe's feel, but that's a story for another day. I'll have to tell you one day. It's the stuff of legends. Seriously. Cough.

erm. bye.

see ya.


hasta la vista.

later alligator.


just bye.


stop reading!

Are you seriously still reading?

Go watch American Idol.

Or smoke some salmon

Just stop reading.

Heaven forbid the youth of America become educated.

Are you still reading?

I command you to stop!

Don't do drugs

I hope you listen to concience better than you listen to me.



I said bye!

Didn't i tell you to stop?



Ew. Mayonaise. Yuck.


Red Hot Dili Peppers said...

Haha, complete randomness, I loved it. :D

bee said...

hilarity 'n'randomness and i'm still reading

Natalie! said...

Hahaha, this post was so amazingly random! I really like your list of favorite words, haha. And the line "It all went downhill from there. Literally." :D I am a complete klutz too... if someone scares me I flip out and fall off of whatever I'm sitting on. And it's impossible for me to make a straight line too! My math teacher always gets mad at me, haha :P

And btw, I read all the way until the end (: Mayonnaise is nasty!